Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Exodus 1-3.15; Finally, things get interesting; Oh na na, what’s my name?

I was planning on going over the entire first fifteen chapters of Exodus, but I kinda forgot that I was going to need to talk about a lot in the first few chapters, as they contain a very important event; arguably, the most important event in the history of Judaism besides the exodus itself: god reveals his name. So we'll examine the first few chapters in detail, and discuss why this event is so important. This is going to take a lot of reading and research for such a short entry, so I apologize that this is going to take the longest of any entry so far. And since I'm always worried about your attention span, I will go no further than chapter 3 verse 15, because there is so much to talk about.

So now the story of the Bible finally begins. Genesis was as account of the origins of the Israelites, but this is where things finally get interesting, now that we have the back story.

Exodus

Chapter 1

So the Israelites are now in Egypt. And apparently, they are proliferating quite well. Eventually a new king came to power in Egypt; one who did not know Joseph. And since Joseph is now dead, he can't exactly become acquainted with him. This new king notices that the Israelites have infested Egypt and he doesn't like it one bit. So he decides to oppress them with forced labor. But this doesn't stop them from multiplying, and that increases the Egyptians' hatred of them.

Since the forced labor doesn't work, he decides to take more drastic measures. He instructs his midwives to the Hebrew women to kill all the boys born, but let the girls live. But the midwives apparently "feared God," and would not kill the male children. This is odd. Which god? Moses hasn't even come in to do his thing yet. Are the Israelites even worshipping any god at this point? We're not sure if the midwives are Hebrews or Egyptians. The names are Semitic, but it is doubtful that they correspond to actual individuals anyway. God apparently rewarded them with families of their own for sparing the Hebrew boys.

By the way, the term Hebrew used here probably refers to displaced persons in general rather than to a specific ethnic group. So the people god saves are more than just the descendants of Jacob (Israel).

Since that didn't work, Pharaoh (which pharaoh?) commands all of his people to just start chucking Hebrew baby boys into the Nile. The Bible isn't clear on whether this worked or not.

Chapter 2

1-10

Moses' mother has a very healthy baby boy, so she hides him for as long as she can (3 months). When she can no longer hide the child, she makes a basket of papyrus, waterproofs it, and sets it afloat amongst the reeds on the river bank. His sister stayed nearby to see what would happen. Pharaoh's daughter found the baby and decided to raise him. Moses' sister asked if she should go get a Hebrew woman to nurse the child for her. Capital idea! So she grabbed mom and Moses' mother got to raise her own baby. I see what you did there.

11-22

One day after Moses had grown up, he saw an Egyptian (presumably one of the taskmasters) beating a Hebrew. He looked around to make sure no one was around, and then he killed the Egyptian and hid his body in the sand. So Moses is now a murderer. He is never punished for this, of course. God either doesn't notice, or doesn't care. I'm gonna guess doesn't care. After all, when god says "Thou shalt not kill," it actually means "Thou shalt not kill another Jew." But that is a discussion for a later date.

The next day, Moses the murderer saw two Hebrews fighting. He said to the guy who was in the wrong, "Why are you beating up on another Hebrew?"

The response was basically, "Who died and made YOU king? Are you gonna whack me like you did that Egyptian?"

Expectedly, Moses shat a brick. He figured people must know about his murder of the Egyptian. Sure enough, Pharaoh heard about it, and wanted Moses dead, but Moses got the fuck outta Dodge, settled in the land of Midian, and even found himself a wife.

23-25

Eventually the king of Egypt died, but this did nothing to alleviate the suffering of the Israelites. They cried out and "…their cry for help rose up to God." Rose up. Why up? Well, that's where ancient peoples believed heaven was. Up. They gazed into the night sky with fear and wonder. I mean look up there. You see all these lights and patterns, and you can't reach them, you don't know how far away they are, you don't know what they are, you don't know what's behind them…they are beautiful and mysterious, and as such have always been the domain of the gods. But now that we know about structure of the universe, what could it possibly mean to look up when referencing deities? Given that we have much general and even quite a bit of specific knowledge of what outer space is, what planets, comets, stars, and other visible bodies of the cosmos are, how far away they are, and what it would mean to travel away from the Earth, why do people point and look up when imagining that they are talking to god?. Why did Jesus ascend up? Where was he going? How far did he go before he stopped? Or is he still flying towards the edge of the Milky Way galaxy? Is he being affected by the gravity of stars he passes by? Where is Jesus going in the universe that we know about??

But more on Jesus much later, of course.

God heard their cries and remembered his covenant with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Wait. He forgot? Ok "remembered" could also be translated as "focused attention on." That might be even worse. He didn't really forget, he just kinda ignored the covenant? What the dick, man? I wouldn't trust this god character to pay back a $20 loan, much less with a covenant detailing the fate of an entire ethnic group.

Chapter 3

1-6

Ahh yes, the burning bush. Moses is tending his father in law's flock near Mount Horeb, which will later be called Mount Sinai. He sees a bush that is burning, but not being consumed by the flame. God calls out to Moses the murderer, and tells him to remove his sandals because he walks on holy ground. He claims to be the god of Moses' ancestors. Again, pointing out which god he is doesn't make sense unless there are other gods.

He tells Moses that he has heard the cry of the Israelites. He has apparently decided to finally get off his divine ass and do something about it.

7I have observed the misery of my people who are in Egypt…

The emphasis is mine. That fact that the Israelites are his people is another thing that always struck me as odd when I was a kid learning about this stuff in church. I mean, wasn't god supposed to love everybody? Why does he have a chosen people? What's so special about one group of mammals that just happens to be related to each other through Jacob? Does that make them better than everybody else? Does that make them more important than everybody else? Does god love them more than he loves anybody else? Well if the events of Genesis didn't convince you that the answers to the last 3 questions is a resounding yes, then Exodus will certainly leave no doubt that god doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone else in the entire world…contrary to what Christianity would have you believe.

God tells him that he will free the Israelites from the Egyptians, and bring them to Canaan, and that he, Moses, would be god's agent in this endeavor.

11-12

Moses objects, asking, "Who am I that I should to go Pharaoh, and bring the Israelites out of Egypt?" But god promises to be with him. He says that this shall be the sign that it was god who sent him: Moses will bring them back to this mountain to worship him. Uhhh, that's a sign? Shitty sign if you ask me.

13-15

13But Moses said to God, "If I come to the Israelites and say to them, 'The God of your ancestors has sent me to you,' and they ask me, 'What is his name?' what shall I say to them?"

God actually gives 3 answers to the question of exactly who he is. The first answer is "I AM WHO I AM." Ummm, ok…whatever. The second is "I AM". Mmmm, sure. And the third, finally, is YHWH, usually rendered in small caps as "Lord" in English translations. The Bible reads a little differently in your mind when you replace "Lord" with the name YHWH. Keeping in mind that it is obvious that these people are pagans, and believe in the existence of a pantheon of gods, here we have one of these gods identifying himself, rather than The Lord, which suggests that he is the one and only. Even the very act of translating the Bible changes the meaning. The translators in using Lord for YHWH were definitely helping P out with the idea of monotheism.

Speaking of meaning, I'll briefly discuss the etymology of the name YHWH, though I don't want to dwell on it. So I'll just say that the way it is juxtaposed with the verb to be (hwy is one form of it), and the similarities of the words suggests that the words are related. YHWH may mean "he who causes to be," but there is no consensus on the meaning of the name.

So who the hell is YHWH? Like El, YHWH was one of the gods in the Canaanite pantheon. He was a storm god, and his name sometimes appeared as Yahweh Sabaoth. The title Sabaoth meant "Commander of Armies." So he was the Canaanite god of war, as Ares was the Greek god of war. THAT should explain a lot. That explains most of YHWH's behavior throughout the remainder of the Hebrew Bible.

Again, the Bible should now read distinctly differently than it read when you were in Sunday school now that you know that YHWH was their war god.

The name YHWH appears here as if it's being introduced for the very first time, but in the actual text, this is not so. YHWH appears in Genesis as well, but interchangeably with El and his various incarnations. If instead of the translations to "God" and "Lord" English translations used the actual names that are in the Hebrew, the polytheism would be so obvious as to make even the least observant believer wonder what the hell is going on.

Of course J would have us believe that YHWH had been worshipped since the beginning, but P writes as if the Israelites didn't know the name YHWH until just now. P makes YHWH explain that he is the same god that Abraham worshipped. But we know better. We know that Abraham was worshipping El, often called El Elyon by the Canaanites – "God Most High". The name El is part of many Hebrew names that we are already familiar with, such as Israel, and Ishmael. The patriarchs' experiences with El would have been familiar to any pagan. They often imagined gods to be very humanlike, and that interactions with them were nearly casual in nature. Remember in Genesis 18, when god and two angels come and have dinner with Abraham? Remember Jacob's encounters with god? J, while insisting that this God was YHWH, nonetheless preserves of the character of these pagan-like interactions with god. The YHWH seen from Exodus on is a frightening entity to encounter, appearing to Moses in fire and in the midst of a volcanic eruption later. Moses took care to look away. You probably didn't notice this difference in the nature of how people interacted with god, but this is another change that takes place right at this point in the Bible. The idea that you would casually interact with god in the ways that Abraham and Jacob did would be practically blasphemous to later Jews. From this introduction onwards, god's presence is a terrible and frightening thing, unlike his previous incarnations.

Remember when Jacob returned to Haran to find a wife among his relatives? He had the ladder dream and whatnot. After he awakes and realizes that he is in a holy place, J makes him say, "Truly YHWH was in this place and I never knew it!" Yet he renames it Bethel. That shouldn't surprise you by now. Before he left, he decided to make the god he encountered there his elohim. Which is to say he made that god his high god; the only god that mattered to him. This god promised to protect him even after he left Canaan and wandered in foreign lands. Since pagans considered gods to be territorial as we've discussed before, this was a big deal. If this god could truly protect him wherever he was then he was worthy of being the only god that Jacob would call on.

God's giving three answers to the question of his name may be intentionally vague for a couple of reasons. For one, later Jewish religion certainly projects a sense of mystery onto their god. Also, there may have actually been priestly debate around the time this was written about exactly which god the patriarchs really did worship. Was it El? Was it YHWH? J wrote to convince us that it was YHWH. P wrote to convince us that El and YHWH were the same and that there was really only one god. But as we can see upon close inspection, the patriarchs and the early Israelites were not monotheists. They worshipped a few different gods, El Elyon and Yahweh Sabaoth chief among them. But we will meet Baal and Asherah soon enough. These are two more gods from the pantheon of Canaanite gods that we know the early Israelites actively worshipped.

At specific points, the Cult of YHWH dominated Israelite religious thought. These people, who demanded strict adherence to YHWH, are now called Yahwists. J is the "Jahwist" source. It makes sense when you think about it. They believed that YHWH was the god who appeared to Moses and delivered them from slavery in a foreign land. This is THE defining event of the Israelite people.
Just think about how many times god will refer to himself as "the Lord, who delivered you from Eqypt". It's only natural that this would create staunch devotees to YHWY above all the other gods they worshipped. These types of cults were common phenomena of paganism. Ever heard of the Cult of Apollo, or the Cult of Athena? Same thing. These cults encouraged strict devotion to one particular god. It's not that that didn't believe in the other gods, they just believed that one particular god should be worshipped and not the others. The order of the day was to worship many gods. Worship whatever gods seemed practical. Worship whatever god you needed favors from. Worship whatever god had dominion over the lands you were travelling through. But many gods of antiquity had cults that encouraged not monotheism, but monolatrism – the recognition of many gods, but consistent worship of only one.

We will continue this delightful discussion of polytheism in the Bible when we get to the infamous golden calf, and again at the infamous and important Jahwist, Josiah. Next week, Moses learns a few neat parlor tricks and lays the smack down on Egypt!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Genesis 46-50; Finishing up Genesis…the setup for the REAL story

I'm back! I've decided that I'm gonna have to hijack Mondays from working any job so that I can get down to business with the Bible blog. I've had a few readers encourage me to start back up, but I've been working way too much. I'm gonna fix that so that we can get a move on. The juicy part really begins at Exodus. But first, let's give a quick treatment to the last 5 chapters of Genesis. I'll try to keep this short since we're just now jumping back into this. Don't wanna lose your attention already.

So grab your NRSV and let's pick up where we left off. At the end of chapter 45, Jacob (Israel) learns that his long lost favorite son Joseph is alive and doing quite well for himself in Egypt. So they loaded up the wagons and they moved Goshen…Egypt, that is…swimmin' pools…movie stars.

46.1-4

1When Israel set out on his journey with all that he had and came to Beer-sheeba, he offered sacrifices to the God of his father Isaac.

Take a look at the way this is worded: "he offered sacrifices to the God of his father…" It's worded that way because this is the specific god at Beer-sheeba who told Isaac to stay in the land (26.2-3). Remember, these people are pagans. They believe that different gods and different incarnations of gods are tied to specific areas. This is nothing new if you remember what we talked about during the story of young Jacob (now called Israel…occasionally). Remember El-Roi and El-Bethel? These are incarnations of El at specific places. So this verse is pointing out that this is the same god that spoke to Isaac at this location.

To reiterate the pagan idea of gods being specific to locations, El tells Israel "I myself will go down with you…" He has to tell him this because people believed that when you leave a god's specific territory, he cannot protect you. That is why El assures Israel that he will go to Egypt with him.

5-27

So Jacob continues on to Egypt, and here we have a listing of the Israelites. Keep in mind the term "Israelites" does have a specific meaning: the descendents of Israel (Jacob). So they list all the people, ending up with the traditional number, 70. We will see this number again. So it's probably not coincidence that the number of Israelites is exactly 70.

46.28 - 47.12

Oh, by the way, that famine is still going on. And sadly, even my favorite character in the Bible is still kind of a dick. We've already seen him profit off the starving people of the world. Remember that during the "seven years of plenty" he went all over the kingdom collecting food? Then when they came to him starving he got rich by selling the food to them? Yeah. He's not done raping them.

So Joseph settles the Israelites in the best part of the land of Egypt, as per Pharaoh's instructions. And he gives them all the food they need. In the meantime, he and Pharaoh are still getting rich making everyone else pay for food. So apparently "Joseph collected all the money to be found in the land of Egypt and in the land of Canaan, in exchange for the grain that they bought…" Uh huh. Yeah. Now if this doesn't scream 'tall tale', I don't know what does. He collected all the money in Egypt and Canaan…you have to admit that that is ridiculous. Hopefully your bullshit detector went off there.

So the Egyptians came to Joseph and were all like, "Feed us, man! We're starving and we have no money! You literally have all the freakin' money in the entire land! Are you gonna just let us die in the streets?

And Joseph was like, "You still got livestock don't you? Hand it over, and I'll give you some food."

Joseph, you asshole. My criticism is not that Joseph isn't a perfect person. No one is. (And unfortunately, the very ordinary observation that nobody is perfect is one of religion's main psychological holds on believers) My point is that his god is apparently ok with it. Yeah, kill Onan for pulling out but let Joseph run a food racket on the entire land. We'll come back to this. I've heard arguments against my reasoning in this paragraph that I need to counter, but we'll do that later. There are FAR more egregious instances of what god punishes vs. what god doesn't punish, and I want to get to those before I give this topic a full treatment.

47.29

Israel makes Joseph promise to not bury him in Egypt, but at the ancestral burial plot that Abraham bought from the Hittites. Let's pause to highlight one of my favorite aspects of Bronze Age cultures in this area: swearing on another man's testicles. These people felt that reproductive organs were downright sacred, so it was just like putting your hand on a Bible. I think we should bring this back. When you take an oath in court, you should have to hold the testicles of the judge. "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help my balls?"

Chapter 48

So Israel has fallen sick and knows his time is near. Joseph comes to him with his two sons. Israel tells him how god (specifically El Shaddai, by the way) appeared to him promising more stuff. Y'know, the same boring you're gonna have tons of decedents, they'll have their own land, etc. Since his descendants will be the recipients of god's promise, he takes this opportunity to adopt Joseph's sons that were born to him during his time in Egypt.

5Therefore your two sons, who were born to you in the land of Egypt before I came to you in Egypt, are now mine; Ephraim and Manasseh shall be mine, just as Reuben and Simeon are.

So these grandsons were elevated in status and each will be the patriarch of a tribe, just like Israel's sons. So there are actually 13 tribes of Israel. Israel asked Joseph to bring his sons closer so that he may give them his blessing. Joseph presented them so that Manasseh, the firstborn, was on Israel's right and Ephraim was on his left. But when blessing them, Joseph crossed his hands over before putting his hands on their heads and blessing them. Joseph noticed this and said "Not so, my father! Since this one is the firstborn, put your right hand on his head." Israel basically said, "STFU, I know what I'm doing." He said that the younger Ephraim would be greater than Manasseh. This echoes the story of Jacob's ascendancy over Esau. The annotations tell us, "…this section may intend to predict the Ephraimite Jeroboam's ascendancy over the Northern Kingdom.

Is it just me, or is it that every time a younger son does better than the firstborn, the authors have to make up some bullshit to explain/justify it? Let's come back to this in a moment.

Chapter 49

Ok, you should probably read this chapter before I discuss it. It is a poem that Israel speaks as his deathbed blessing to all his sons. But it appears to be more of a "prediction" of the fates of the tribes of Israel rather than a blessing. As you may have guessed from my quotes, this is a part that was almost assuredly written by one of the later writers. But this writer is not P, who is the most recent writer in the Documentary Hypothesis, and is a prime suspect for later events that are inserted to be passed off as prophecy. We'll talk about how we know this in a minute. But on to the poem…

So first, Reuben gets put in his place because he banged his father's concubine. Heh…they're Eskimo brothers.

Next up, Simeon and Levi get their comeuppance for what they did to Shechem. Finally, some justice! Remember when these two assholes had all the men in Shechem circumcised, then when they were all in pain, slaughtered them all? Yeah, well here…mum, well this is supposed to be a deathbed blessing, so what is this…a deathbed cursing? So Israel lets them know that their descendants won't fare well. Except that the Levites totally fared well. They were one of the most important tribes, because they were the priests!

Judah seems to get the better part of Israel's blessing, and as you may know, this predicts the prominent position the tribe of Judah will take. I mean, the words Jew and Judaism come from this tribe's name. However, the second part verse 10 seems to, "predict rule for Judean royalty until Judah's Davidic descendants achieve universal domination." As you may know, that certainly didn't happen. That's how we know that this was written by one of the mostly unknown redactors. This had to have been written before the Babylonian exile, so it couldn't have been P.

So let's look at the whole firstborn problem. Remember Jacob and Esau? Esau came out first, but Jacob was holding onto his ankle. This was taken as a sign that Jacob was gonna be the favorite son. Then Israel prophecies (or causes, depending on how you look at it) that Ephraim will be the more successful son. And here we have Judah getting the better blessing because his 3 older brothers fucked up. Ancient cultures considered firstborn sons to be big fucking deals. But we all know that's bullshit. There's nothing mystical about being the oldest male child. But at the time, the eldest son got the best birthright and generally was considered to have a sort of familial jurisdiction over his other siblings. So what it looks like is that every time a firstborn son actually turned out to be a loser (or at the very least, less successful than a younger sibling), there must be some mystical magical reason for it. Remember, magical thinking permeated every aspect of existence for these people. So they made up stories like how Jacob stole Esau's birthright, and Reuben sleeping with his father's concubine (remember how this was like a two sentence anecdote which seemed to be thrown in as an afterthought?), and Simeon and Levi's dirty deed. It's almost certain than none of those things happened. There's no possible way the authors could have even known. They may not have created the stories themselves; it's possible that they were part of different oral traditions. But they stories are probably myths because for this culture, if the firstborn son wasn't the preeminent one, there must be a reason. So they told stories that included reasons.

The middle kids get shitty poetic predictions, uhh blessings rather. Whatevs.

Joseph gets a long blessing with a happy ending. In fact, the editors note that this, "suggest[s] that he may have been the original focus of the early blessing." Remember, this is the work of a later redactor, and it does appear that the poem was modified to fit in the narrative context of this story in Genesis. In other words, it was probably written as a poem on its own much later than the events of Genesis, but inserted as a deathbed blessing/prediction spoken by Israel to his sons.

After this Israel dies, and Joseph keeps his testicle-bound promise to take bury him in the ancestral burial plot. Believe it or not, Jewish and Muslim archaeologists are still trying to find/fighting over where they believe Abraham is (and of course, Isaac and Israel are) buried.

Chapter 50

Joseph buries Israel. Joseph dies.

And that's it for Genesis! Now the real fun begins. In Exodus is where Judaism is really created. The worship of El fades into the background and YHWH is created…well, borrowed. We'll talk about El, YHWH, and Baal at length in due time.